Get Raptured, Bitch! Tote

Congratulations—you’ve officially graduated from Vacation Bible School with Professors Tashmica & Shannon. Your diploma? This tote.

Inspired by our Popaganda deep-dive into the Left Behind series (and its chaotic cinematic cousins featuring Kirk Cameron, Nicolas Cage, and even Kevin Sorbo), this bag is the perfect companion for anyone who’d rather be “left behind” with snacks, dogs, and queer joy than floating naked in the sky with Kirk Cameron.

Made for doomsday skeptics, pop culture nerds, and anyone who ever wondered if Jesus is basically Thanos, this tote declares loudly what we’re all thinking: Get Raptured, Bitch!

👜 Perfect for hauling books, snacks, or your “lake of fire” sunscreen.
🐶 Dog-friendly—because we’re not leaving the pets behind.
✨ A wink at Christian pop culture and the bad CGI that traumatized a whole generation.

Drop your Octavia Butler books, your latest political zine haul, or your protest gear in here and carry it proudly on 9/23/25 (or any other doomsday prediction date). Whether the rapture actually shows up or not, you’ll look fabulous being left behind.

Listen to the Left Behind episdoe here.

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